Ricky Season 1 Episode 4: Badass Ricky part 1
Pa starts to open his eyes noticing he is in a big fluffy room and in a straight Jacket
Pa: Where the hell am I?
Pa looks around at the room
Pa: I must be heaven!
Pa: But where's Ricky an' john?
Pa: I must be the only one who made it to heaven...
All of a sudden the door opens, revealing a cop
Pa: An angel!!
Pa runs towards the cop
Cop: Get the hell away from me you lunatic!
The cop bashes Pa over the head with a nightstick, knocking him out cold
Pa awakes hearing gunfire all around him, he looks up to see Ricky wearing a rambo headband holding an Uzi gunning away at the cops while dragging pa to the pickup
John was in the back of the truck on a gatlin gun mowing down cops. Ricky got pa in the passenger seat and sat in the driver seat. Ricky put on a pair of badass shades
Pa: Ricky! You ain't drivin' my pickup! If i wasn't in a straitjacket i'd....
Ricky: Pa, sit your fatass down and enjoy the ride before ya get us killed!
Pa did without a word
Ricky floored it and action movie music started
Ricky: No farm animals in city limits, ya damned pigs
The bridge starts to open and ricky ramps it, a cop doing the same
Time slowed as the cars passed each other, the cop looked through the window and saw Ricky flicking him off
after landing the pickup ran out of gas
Pa: Damnit! Damnit! Damnit!
Cop: Come out with your hands up!
John, Pa and Ricky came out with their hands up (cept pa's in a Straightjacket)
All of a sudden a bus decked out in weapons smashed through the barricade, the door opened revealing Bobby
Bobby: Come on gang Quick!
All three get in
Pa: Bobby, you son o' a bitch were'd ya get this?
Bobby: doesn't matter right now, the cops'll be comin soon!